Jokes
A Sunday school teacher asked the children
just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And
why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people
are sleeping."
Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time
early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to
preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a
young boy where the post office was. When the boy had
told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll
come to the Baptist Church this evening, you can hear me
telling everyone how to get to heaven."
The boy replied, "I don't think
I'll be there... You don't even know your way to the
post office."
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